If I tell you my strengths, it must be considered as bragging.
If I tell you my weaknesses, people will take me as a not-gratified creature.
If you've read the latter, you might think "then don't listen to what people say about you, you idiot!"
Sadly, the truth is, words coming out from other people's mouths about us really matter, regardless of how ignorant we claim ourselves to be.
But since you have full authority over yourself to agree/disagree with me, let's just take it easy: judge and put labels on me.
Don't worry, you can put your mind at ease as I'll never give you stamps in return.
Not to you. Not to my cats. Not to myself.
For I know labels are only for soup cans, if nothing else.